find among TV's. Let me point out however, that these categories are not unchangeable. A C-wife can develop into a B-gal (oops! I don't mean that the way it looks!) and even move on to the "A" class. In most cases it's up to the TV himself to work towards that goal.

Now, how about the D-wife? Things are rougher for the TV in this case. She knows about his intense de- sires and at times she seems to go along with them. But he's never sure. Sometimes she'll gracefully accept his "femme-company" for an evening, but other times she '11 give him an irritated, contemptuous look that will hurt him to the bone. She will definitely object to his "wasting money" on such stupid things as an expensive wig or a nice winter coat even if he is making lots of money. She won't complain if he decides to buy an ex- pensive rifle for hunting or a gold-plated golf set, but a $20 dress? No, no, no!!! She refuses to share with him his TV activities and she'd rather plan a visit to her mother's some weekend so that he can indulge in his silly whim all alone.

She never loses hope that she can reform him and does her best to interest and rope him into what she considers to be "proper masculine pursuits and activit- ies". She'll even organize unexpected gatherings of non- TV's at home, knowing fully well that this will ruin his TV evening. while he's dolled up, she'll freeze. "Don't you dare kiss me while you are dressed that way! It gives me the willies. Makes me feel as if I married some WOMAN. Or she'll remark: "Do you have to be dressed like that every time you have a day off?" Sometimes she will be very spiteful and say: " Alright, since you like being a woman so much, then act like one. Do the houseclean- ing this weekend, and the wash, and the ironing.

If he should try to give her a kiss

if you like it!" (This is supposed to cure him!) She will always see in TVism nothing but the desire of her husband "to be a woman". She is unable to see the point. (Probably because her own husband has been un- able to make the point.)

If there are children in the family she will be ad- amnant" No dressing at home-no keeping all that stuff in your closet, or even in the attic, suppose one of the

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